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Teacher: Khurram batao duniya ka ajeeb tarah ka janwar konsa hai??
Khurram: murgi Sir.
Teacher: woh kese??
Khurram: sir ap ussey paida hone sai pehle bhi kha sakte hai or baad main bhi




Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.



A guy goes to a barber shop wearing headphones. he tells the hair dressed to cut his hair but not to remove his head phones. the hair dresser does his job......but then he needed to get under the headphones to finish his work......so he removed the headphones thinking that the guy wont even notice......as he removed the headphones....the guy fell on floor, choked, turned bule, and died. the hair dresser picked up the head phones to hear wut he was listenin to .......he heard :



"BREATH IN, BREATH OUT, BREATH IN, BREATH OUT..."